Thursday, August 06, 2015

In My Fridge

When your son has a pet turtle and decides to feed it fish,
and the turtle gobbles up a few fish quickly,
but mauls the rest and leaves them for dead -
because they were all up in his face and the poor turtle got annoyed
(stupid fish!)
and when your son is also an avid fisherman,
and cannot bear the thought of simply throwing the dead fish away,
because they would make great bait for catfish,
(and because he spent too much money on the *stupid* fish)
then you might end up with this view
every time you open your refrigerator:

Seriously. In the door of the refrigerator. Eye level.
Yes. This is my life. *ahem*


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